The Worst Junk in the World

The what?! I was reading a newspaper article titled, "Did Atlantis and Lemuria really exist?" At the back of my mind, i was thinking, "The what existed?" So I read on. They say, Lemuria was the cradle of human civilization. As quoted on the article, "It existed some 150,000 years ago." Then a lot of blah blah blah.

Lemurians were describe as gigantic creatures about 10 to 12 ft tall, brown skinned, with thick eyebrows and large foreheads. They were so advance that they could communicate using high level of telepathy. Communicating over long distances only using their minds. Then the craziest thing. We Filipinos were said to be a descendants of these Lemurians since we are very spiritual and a highly developed telepathic powers. What the fuck?! I never thought I had telepathic powers. And there's more. They said, as time goes by, the new generation or the future civilization, will leave Earth and try to live in Mercury. What?! Mercury? I didn't know Mercury is human friendly. I should get a lot there and build a house. Damn! These Americans are really crazy fabricating/making stories such as that. And we Filipinos are being stupid to believe what Americans think on things.

*Using telepathy typing*